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Funny Quote of the Day: "I am at heart a gentleman." - Marlene Dietrich

Funny Quote of the Day: "I am at heart a gentleman." - Marlene Dietrich — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) May 21, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

#captionthis - comedic responses only (I am no longer allowed) #caption #this #photo #picture #comedymemes #comedyquote #funny https://t.co/VMhQBnfGXC https://t.co/0SMfUkQ6pm

#captionthis - comedic responses only (I am no longer allowed) #caption #this #photo #picture #comedymemes #comedyquote #funny https://t.co/VMhQBnfGXC https://t.co/0SMfUkQ6pm — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) May 20, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife." - Prince Philip

Funny Quote of the Day: "When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife." - Prince Philip — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) May 20, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward." - John Maynard Keynes

Funny Quote of the Day: "The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward." - John Maynard Keynes — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) May 18, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

#paradise #beach #office #break #keynotespeaker #conference #fun #informative #interactive #learning #hr #alshrm23 https://t.co/FY9dR2T3AG https://t.co/69SyGjkI0U

#paradise #beach #office #break #keynotespeaker #conference #fun #informative #interactive #learning #hr #alshrm23 https://t.co/FY9dR2T3AG https://t.co/69SyGjkI0U — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) May 17, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow." - George Eliot

Funny Quote of the Day: "He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow." - George Eliot — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) May 16, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water." - W. C. Fields

Funny Quote of the Day: "Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water." - W. C. Fields — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) May 15, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Everything eventually goes on sale

Everything eventually goes on sale — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) May 14, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me." - Winston Churchill

Funny Quote of the Day: "My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me." - Winston Churchill — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) May 14, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog." - Harry S Truman

Funny Quote of the Day: "You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog." - Harry S Truman — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) May 13, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Punctuality is the virtue of the bored." - Evelyn Waugh

Funny Quote of the Day: "Punctuality is the virtue of the bored." - Evelyn Waugh — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) May 12, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Tappett(@Tappettcompany), thank you for following me

Hey Tappett(@Tappettcompany), thank you for following me — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) May 10, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?" - Milton Berle

Funny Quote of the Day: "If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?" - Milton Berle — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) May 10, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

https://t.co/9SBbmoltDD

https://t.co/9SBbmoltDD — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) May 8, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty." - Bob Hope

Funny Quote of the Day: "I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty." - Bob Hope — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) May 7, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Life is a zoo in a jungle." - Peter De Vries

Funny Quote of the Day: "Life is a zoo in a jungle." - Peter De Vries — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) May 6, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I can think of many reasonable excuses for needing a cocktail, but Cinco De Mayo is always a no-brainer." - Rachel Hollis

Funny Quote of the Day: "I can think of many reasonable excuses for needing a cocktail, but Cinco De Mayo is always a no-brainer." - Rachel Hollis — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) May 5, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage." - Mark Russell

Funny Quote of the Day: "The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage." - Mark Russell — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) May 4, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle." - Robert Anthony

Funny Quote of the Day: "Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle." - Robert Anthony — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) May 3, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition." - Timothy Leary

Funny Quote of the Day: "Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition." - Timothy Leary — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) May 2, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary still me minus the #BlueCheckMark https://t.co/ChweHyEPvZ

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary still me minus the #BlueCheckMark https://t.co/ChweHyEPvZ — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) May 1, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse." - Jackie Kennedy

Funny Quote of the Day: "The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse." - Jackie Kennedy — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) May 1, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris