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RIP Carl Reiner - Your stories filled the world with laughter

RIP Carl Reiner - Your stories filled the world with laughter — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) June 30, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break." - Earl Wilson

Funny Quote of the Day: "Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break." - Earl Wilson — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) June 30, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum." - P. G. Wodehouse

Funny Quote of the Day: "Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum." - P. G. Wodehouse — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) June 28, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I'm a holy man minus the holiness." - E. M. Forster

Funny Quote of the Day: "I'm a holy man minus the holiness." - E. M. Forster — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) June 27, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Cure for an obsession: get another one." - Mason Cooley

Funny Quote of the Day: "Cure for an obsession: get another one." - Mason Cooley — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) June 26, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "A crown is merely a hat that lets the rain in." - Frederick the Great

Funny Quote of the Day: "A crown is merely a hat that lets the rain in." - Frederick the Great — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) June 25, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Always live in the ugliest house on the street - then you don't have to look at it." - David Hockney

Funny Quote of the Day: "Always live in the ugliest house on the street - then you don't have to look at it." - David Hockney — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) June 24, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Bagram, Afghanistan

Bagram, Afghanistan — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) June 23, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself." - Voltaire

Funny Quote of the Day: "The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself." - Voltaire — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) June 23, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "If you don't think every day is a good day, just try missing one." - Cavett Robert

Funny Quote of the Day: "If you don't think every day is a good day, just try missing one." - Cavett Robert — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) June 22, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius." - Minna Antrim

Funny Quote of the Day: "To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius." - Minna Antrim — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) June 21, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known." - Walt Disney

Funny Quote of the Day: "I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known." - Walt Disney — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) June 20, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey GLORIA KHOURI(@GloriaKhouri), thank you for following me

Hey GLORIA KHOURI( @GloriaKhouri ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) June 18, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving." - Erma Bombeck

Funny Quote of the Day: "Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving." - Erma Bombeck — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) June 18, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

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https://t.co/9fb04r5y0i — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) June 17, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Dark Comedy(@DarkComedy), thank you for following me

Hey Dark Comedy( @DarkComedy ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) June 17, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me." - Howard Nemerov

Funny Quote of the Day: "The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me." - Howard Nemerov — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) June 17, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Dark Comedy(@DarkComedy), thank you for following me

Hey Dark Comedy( @DarkComedy ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) June 16, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn't teach me everything he knows." - Al Unser

Funny Quote of the Day: "Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn't teach me everything he knows." - Al Unser — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) June 16, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Incite Deals(@InciteDeals), thank you for following me

Hey Incite Deals( @InciteDeals ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) June 16, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half." - Gracie Allen

Funny Quote of the Day: "When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half." - Gracie Allen — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) June 15, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Loral(@Loral7), thank you for following me

Hey Loral(@Loral7), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) June 13, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing." - Joey Adams

Funny Quote of the Day: "A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing." - Joey Adams — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) June 13, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime." - Red Skelton

Funny Quote of the Day: "Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime." - Red Skelton — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) June 12, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Captured my friends relaxing for a second in Afghanistan

Captured my friends relaxing for a second in Afghanistan — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) June 11, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

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Hey PSA Nederland(@PSAHolland), thank you for following me

Hey PSA Nederland( @PSAHolland ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) June 11, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them." - Mitch Hedberg

Funny Quote of the Day: "My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them." - Mitch Hedberg — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) June 11, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Rolli(@rolliwrites), thank you for following me

Hey Rolli( @rolliwrites ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) June 11, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Grumpy Old Grandpa(@lazymanltd), thank you for following me

Hey Grumpy Old Grandpa( @lazymanltd ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) June 10, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free." - Bill Hicks

Funny Quote of the Day: "We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free." - Bill Hicks — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) June 10, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey RICH CELENZA(@richcelenza), thank you for following me

Hey RICH CELENZA( @richcelenza ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) June 9, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help." - Unknown

Funny Quote of the Day: "Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help." - Unknown — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) June 9, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it." - Charles Dudley Warner

Funny Quote of the Day: "Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it." - Charles Dudley Warner — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) June 8, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'." - Richard Armour

Funny Quote of the Day: "That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'." - Richard Armour — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) June 7, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Nobody understands anyone 18, including those who are 18." - Jim Bishop

Funny Quote of the Day: "Nobody understands anyone 18, including those who are 18." - Jim Bishop — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) June 4, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I never knew whether to pity or congratulate a man on coming to his senses." - William Makepeace Thackeray

Funny Quote of the Day: "I never knew whether to pity or congratulate a man on coming to his senses." - William Makepeace Thackeray — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) June 3, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris