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Funny Quote of the Day: "My life needs editing." - Mort Sahl — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) January 30, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Opened @Shazam today to a message that it joined @apple - nice move on an earnings call day — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) January 29, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Incredible Comedy Hypnotist & Keynote Speaker https://t.co/wCMw2dGmvu — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) January 28, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Space isn't remote at all. It's only an hour's drive away if your car could go straight upwards." - Fred Hoyle — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) January 27, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I improve on misquotation." - Cary Grant — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) January 26, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

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Funny Quote of the Day: "Only the mediocre are always at their best." - Jean Giraudoux — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) January 24, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

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I added a video to a @YouTube playlist https://t.co/LbBPddqKOo New York Life Kick Off Speaker Testimonial — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) January 24, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

New York Life Kick off Speaker Testimonial: https://t.co/Nys3MeLf7W via @YouTube — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) January 24, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

I added a video to a @YouTube playlist https://t.co/Nys3MeLf7W New York Life Kick off Speaker Testimonial — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) January 24, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first." - George Carlin — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) January 23, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them." - Isaac Asimov — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) January 22, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Pineapple topping is the only way to have pizza and dessert at the same time https://t.co/EtI5dWThTU — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) January 21, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five." - Steven Wright — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) January 21, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep." - W. H. Auden — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) January 19, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey @AirCanada just landed on flight 788 in #toronto and the tv screen in 37k did not work and staff was not very sympathetic #fix — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) January 18, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Big girls need big diamonds." - Elizabeth Taylor — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) January 17, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Great words of empowerment ❤️ — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) January 16, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Lin-Manuel Miranda Just Kicked Off His 'Hamilton' Tour of Puerto Rico and It's the Height of Emotional Intelligence https://t.co/3BuyqCQlzU — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) January 16, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever." - Herb Caen — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) January 16, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Lunch!!! — eating burgers and fries at In-N-Out Burger https://t.co/RSWkzU01oD — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) January 15, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Lunch!!! — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) January 15, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

David Letterman https://t.co/Bn9YKy6ewX pic.twitter.com/GgSToyuRhP — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) January 15, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability." - Oscar Wilde — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) January 15, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Kanye @ye https://t.co/NYmlwiUqAz pic.twitter.com/El9K5pUdht — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) January 15, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

David Letterman @ Nate Holden Performing Arts Center https://t.co/UQPc8Wq6Zf — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) January 15, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Kanye @YEtheARTIST @ Nate Holden Performing Arts Center https://t.co/X3wqVOQCjC — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) January 15, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

At @netflix taping @letterman and @ye @kanyewest @kimkardashian insight into stream of consciousness - have you tried hypnosis? 🌀🌀🌀 https://t.co/2Irxl3Nw5W pic.twitter.com/ddhWPI1Kl0 — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) January 15, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

At @netflix taping @lateshow and @YEtheARTIST @kanyewest @kimkardashian insight into stream of consciousness - have you tried hypnosis? 🌀🌀🌀 @ Nate Holden Performing Arts Center https://t.co/DjniT9HE55 — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) January 15, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Here all week 🌀✈️ https://t.co/A0Y17SVOkh pic.twitter.com/MiXia7YhnQ — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) January 13, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Here all week 🌀✈️ @ Los Angeles, California https://t.co/enIaKqWB4s — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) January 13, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Heading to work and play ✈️🌀 — traveling to Los Angeles from Toronto Pearson International Airport https://t.co/HzntEzvwj0 — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) January 13, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Heading to work and play ✈️🌀 — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) January 13, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash." - Joyce Brothers — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) January 13, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

I'm going to @incredibleboris at Corproate Event - New York Lfe in Los Angeles, CA - Jan 16 https://t.co/ejf3EaljYb — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) January 11, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

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"Episode 113- UNPLUGGED" from The Recipe Unplugged by Chef Charles Carroll on Apple Podcasts https://t.co/FUKxLZYQlh — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) January 10, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish." - Stephen Leacock — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) January 9, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

I rated @incredibleboris at Corporate Event ★★★★★ via Bandsintown https://t.co/CUHXFiOD8F — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) January 7, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain." - Casey Stengel — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) January 7, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Television is chewing gum for the eyes." - Frank Lloyd Wright — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) January 6, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me." - Warren Buffett — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) January 4, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Unemployment is capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden." - Orson Scott Card — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) January 3, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Super Dave Osbourne was one of the funniest characters ever created with a straight face - RIP Bob Einstein — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) January 2, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

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Funny Quote of the Day: "Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future." - Niels Bohr — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) January 2, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike." - Spiro T. Agnew — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) January 1, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris