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Funny Quote of the Day: "Strange to see how a good dinner and feasting reconciles everybody." - Samuel Pepys

Funny Quote of the Day: "Strange to see how a good dinner and feasting reconciles everybody." - Samuel Pepys — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 31, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Pets, like their owners, tend to expand a little over the Christmas period." - Frances Wright

Funny Quote of the Day: "Pets, like their owners, tend to expand a little over the Christmas period." - Frances Wright — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 29, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log." - Ellen DeGeneres

Funny Quote of the Day: "Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log." - Ellen DeGeneres — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 28, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Please to put a nickel, please to put a dime. How petitions trickle in at Christmas time!" - Phyllis McGinley

Funny Quote of the Day: "Please to put a nickel, please to put a dime. How petitions trickle in at Christmas time!" - Phyllis McGinley — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 26, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise." - Jerome K. Jerome

Funny Quote of the Day: "What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise." - Jerome K. Jerome — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 25, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Happy Holidays! Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah! Happy New Year! May we hug in person soon 🤗🌀👀 https://t.co/N5KfT4D7OA https://t.co/YulNoJ9CyH

Happy Holidays! Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah! Happy New Year! May we hug in person soon 🤗🌀👀 https://t.co/N5KfT4D7OA pic.twitter.com/YulNoJ9CyH — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 24, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year." - Victor Borge

Funny Quote of the Day: "Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year." - Victor Borge — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 24, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food." - W. C. Fields

Funny Quote of the Day: "I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food." - W. C. Fields — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 23, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well." - Alfred Adler

Funny Quote of the Day: "The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well." - Alfred Adler — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 22, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Dark Comedy(@DarkComedy), thank you for following me

Hey Dark Comedy( @DarkComedy ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 21, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age." - Robert Frost

Funny Quote of the Day: "A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age." - Robert Frost — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 21, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey socialmeet(@socialmeetclub), thank you for following me

Hey socialmeet( @socialmeetclub ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 20, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights." - J. Paul Getty

Funny Quote of the Day: "The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights." - J. Paul Getty — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 20, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time." - Vince Lombardi

Funny Quote of the Day: "We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time." - Vince Lombardi — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 18, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Join me in getting Comedy Recognized As An Art Form by Canadian Government https://t.co/waqqsSiNxq

Join me in getting Comedy Recognized As An Art Form by Canadian Government https://t.co/waqqsSiNxq — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 17, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas." - Johnny Carson

Funny Quote of the Day: "Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas." - Johnny Carson — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 17, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Grumpy Old Grandpa(@lazymanltd), thank you for following me

Hey Grumpy Old Grandpa( @lazymanltd ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 16, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "The internet is a great way to get on the net." - Bob Dole

Funny Quote of the Day: "The internet is a great way to get on the net." - Bob Dole — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 16, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Maxwell Ivey(@maxwellivey), thank you for following me

Hey Maxwell Ivey( @maxwellivey ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 16, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "A year from now, you're gonna weigh more or less than what you do right now." - Phil McGraw

Funny Quote of the Day: "A year from now, you're gonna weigh more or less than what you do right now." - Phil McGraw — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 15, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey UK Hypnosis Academy(@ukhypnoacad), thank you for following me

Hey UK Hypnosis Academy( @ukhypnoacad ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 14, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Wasabi Publicity(@drewgerberpr), thank you for following me

Hey Wasabi Publicity( @drewgerberpr ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 14, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I see nothing in space as promising as the view from a Ferris wheel." - E. B. White

Funny Quote of the Day: "I see nothing in space as promising as the view from a Ferris wheel." - E. B. White — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 14, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." - Ernest Hemingway

Funny Quote of the Day: "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." - Ernest Hemingway — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 13, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey @blakeshelton Heard you are looking for performers for the wedding. I can distract guests from remembering @adamlevine ‘s performance... howbout it? https://t.co/9fb04r5y0i 🌀👀🎤

Hey @blakeshelton Heard you are looking for performers for the wedding. I can distract guests from remembering @adamlevine ‘s performance... howbout it? https://t.co/9fb04r5y0i 🌀👀🎤 — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 12, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you." - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Funny Quote of the Day: "First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you." - F. Scott Fitzgerald — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 12, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

With The Iron Sheik @magenboys #magenboys20 @jimagen @pagemagen 🌀👀 https://t.co/FUNU5NEMRJ https://t.co/PfiiPIgMt1

With The Iron Sheik @magenboys #magenboys20 @jimagen @pagemagen 🌀👀 https://t.co/FUNU5NEMRJ pic.twitter.com/PfiiPIgMt1 — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 11, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale." - Arthur C. Clarke

Funny Quote of the Day: "The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale." - Arthur C. Clarke — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 11, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

I’ll be #home for #Christmas

I’ll be #home for #Christmas — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 10, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Aviv Shalit(@AvivShalit), thank you for following me

Hey Aviv Shalit( @AvivShalit ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 10, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up." - Christopher Morley

Funny Quote of the Day: "We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up." - Christopher Morley — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 9, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

RIP Sam Kinnison and John Lennon 🎤

RIP Sam Kinnison and John Lennon 🎤 — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 8, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Dark Comedy(@DarkComedy), thank you for following me

Hey Dark Comedy( @DarkComedy ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 6, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight." - John F. Kennedy

Funny Quote of the Day: "My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight." - John F. Kennedy — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 5, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Ingrid Hayes(@IngridH34851762), thank you for following me

Hey Ingrid Hayes( @IngridH34851762 ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 4, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage." - H. L. Mencken

Funny Quote of the Day: "Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage." - H. L. Mencken — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 4, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Does your stomach grumble while you are asleep? Sorta like when a tree falls in the forest... #methinks

Does your stomach grumble while you are asleep? Sorta like when a tree falls in the forest... #methinks — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 3, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I am a deeply superficial person." - Andy Warhol

Funny Quote of the Day: "I am a deeply superficial person." - Andy Warhol — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 3, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris