Funny Quote of the Day: "I am a Ford, not a Lincoln." - Gerald R. Ford — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) July 31, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Jesse Torres( @jstorres ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) July 30, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Favorite sandwich place #montreal #food #dunns — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) July 30, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "The only athletic sport I ever mastered was backgammon." - Douglas William Jerrold — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) July 29, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey." - Malcolm de Chazal — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) July 28, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey pronounced A-A-Ron( @aaronguilmette ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) July 27, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function." - Garrison Keillor — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) July 27, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey NSF( @syahidahfazreen ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) July 25, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint." - Don Marquis — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) July 24, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now." - Bob Newhart — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) July 23, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Found a new sport #pickleball #pickleballrocks https://t.co/mZDTJE5Tuf pic.twitter.com/vjcvVq2eEN — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) July 22, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I drink to make other people interesting." - George Jean Nathan — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) July 22, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball." - Jack Lemmon — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) July 21, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain." - J. K. Rowling — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) July 20, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I have had more trouble with myself than with any other man." - Dwight L. Moody — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) July 19, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going." - George Carlin — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) July 18, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey PR/PR PublicRelations( @PRPRPublicity ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) July 17, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "A man always has two reasons for doing anything: a good reason and the real reason." - J. P. Morgan — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) July 17, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. - they'll find something." - Douglas Horton — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) July 16, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Thrilled to see comedy noticed and made part of an overdue agenda... thanks #CASC and MPP Jill Andrews https://t.co/RFWo6da0E8 — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) July 15, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Cabbage: a familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head." - Ambrose Bierce — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) July 14, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Need to lose a few extra pounds? #loseweight #Hypnosis #weightlossjourney #Download #mp3 https://t.co/8Z5IPX9UKa — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) July 13, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty." - Imelda Marcos — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) July 13, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Never eat spinach just before going on the air." - Dan Rather — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) July 12, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Comedy performers are sadly disregarded part of the arts that need nurturing and extra attention https://t.co/Su8OWNX83A — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) July 11, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Tihaaaaa( @Tihaa18 ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) July 11, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) July 11, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Lennon River 🧢( @LennonRiver ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) July 11, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money." - Mary Roberts Rinehart — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) July 10, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

No calls today please.... my ZOOM SHIRT is in the laundry — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) July 8, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Comedywood( @comedywood4 ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) July 8, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I have never been hurt by what I have not said." - Calvin Coolidge — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) July 8, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "A jury is composed of twelve men of average ignorance." - Herbert Spencer — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) July 7, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey ecomRep( @EcomRep ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) July 6, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." - Fred Allen — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) July 5, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners." - Johnny Carson — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) July 3, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris