Funny Quote of the Day: "I am at heart a gentleman." - Marlene Dietrich — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) May 21, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

#captionthis - comedic responses only (I am no longer allowed) #caption #this #photo #picture #comedymemes #comedyquote #funny https://t.co/VMhQBnfGXC https://t.co/0SMfUkQ6pm — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) May 20, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife." - Prince Philip — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) May 20, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward." - John Maynard Keynes — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) May 18, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

#paradise #beach #office #break #keynotespeaker #conference #fun #informative #interactive #learning #hr #alshrm23 https://t.co/FY9dR2T3AG https://t.co/69SyGjkI0U — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) May 17, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow." - George Eliot — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) May 16, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water." - W. C. Fields — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) May 15, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Everything eventually goes on sale — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) May 14, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me." - Winston Churchill — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) May 14, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog." - Harry S Truman — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) May 13, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Punctuality is the virtue of the bored." - Evelyn Waugh — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) May 12, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Tappett(@Tappettcompany), thank you for following me — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) May 10, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?" - Milton Berle — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) May 10, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

https://t.co/9SBbmoltDD — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) May 8, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty." - Bob Hope — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) May 7, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Life is a zoo in a jungle." - Peter De Vries — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) May 6, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I can think of many reasonable excuses for needing a cocktail, but Cinco De Mayo is always a no-brainer." - Rachel Hollis — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) May 5, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage." - Mark Russell — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) May 4, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle." - Robert Anthony — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) May 3, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition." - Timothy Leary — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) May 2, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary still me minus the #BlueCheckMark https://t.co/ChweHyEPvZ — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) May 1, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse." - Jackie Kennedy — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) May 1, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Age is not important unless you're a cheese." - Helen Hayes — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 30, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Kayla Kayak K-Swizzle Gibson 🏳️‍🌈(@kgibson97315), thank you for following me — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 30, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "They didn't want it good, they wanted it Wednesday." - Robert A. Heinlein — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 28, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together." - Josh Billings — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 27, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Every dogma has its day." - Anthony Burgess — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 26, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey ROBIN PAAPA LEPELLE(@robin64052), thank you for following me — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 25, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Instant gratification takes too long." - Carrie Fisher — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 25, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Communism is like one big phone company." - Lenny Bruce — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 24, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." - Groucho Marx — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 23, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success." - Samuel Goldwyn — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 22, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "In politics stupidity is not a handicap." - Napoleon Bonaparte — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 21, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Still me, just no blue checkmark. I require no such validation 🌀👀 — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 20, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news." - A. J. Liebling — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 19, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "You don't pay taxes - they take taxes." - Chris Rock — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 18, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Mohlahlubi Patience(@MohlahlubiP), thank you for following me — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 17, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them?" - Leo Durocher — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 17, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons." - Douglas Adams — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 15, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others." - Diogenes — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 14, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job." - Simone de Beauvoir — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 13, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Congrats @cdnspecialevent Canadian Event Awards nominees. I am up for Entertainer of the Year, a huge honour. Such amazing year with many beginnings and wonderful connections ❤️ #event #eventprofs #thanks #events #industry #inspirational #entertainment #keynote #speaker https://t.co/TSKcdCbkEQ — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 12, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "French is the language that turns dirt into romance." - Stephen King — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 12, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass." - David Lee Roth — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 11, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Tasha Lindt(@TashaLindt), thank you for following me — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 10, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Danny Addo93(@DannyAddo93), thank you for following me — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 9, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper." - Amy Sedaris — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 9, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it." - Steven Wright — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 6, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again." - Noel Coward — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 3, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Neetu K(@NeetiK11), thank you for following me — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 2, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey TORONTO LEGENDS podcast(@TO_Legends_pod), thank you for following me — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 1, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "When I was about ten years old, I gave my teacher an April Fool's sandwich, which had a dead goldfish in it." - Alan Alda — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 1, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Speaker's one sheet(@katrine1122), thank you for following me — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Mar 31, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Never floss with a stranger." - Joan Rivers — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Mar 30, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Originality is the art of concealing your source." - Franklin P. Jones — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Mar 29, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something." - Wilson Mizner — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Mar 27, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Tasha Lindt(@TashaLindt), thank you for following me — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Mar 25, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned." - Milton Friedman — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Mar 25, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it." - Sam Levenson — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Mar 24, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Neetu K(@NeetiK11), thank you for following me — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Mar 23, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too." - H. L. Mencken — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Mar 23, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey AdELA(@adelamusic), thank you for following me — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Mar 22, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Harnil Oza(@Harniloza), thank you for following me — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Mar 22, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight." - Rita Rudner — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Mar 22, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Neetu K(@NeetiK11), thank you for following me — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Mar 21, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "We have deep depth." - Yogi Berra — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Mar 21, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Amna Fatima(@AmnaFat48518985), thank you for following me — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Mar 20, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Tasha Lindt(@TashaLindt), thank you for following me — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Mar 20, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike?" - Jean Cocteau — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Mar 20, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Marcus Robertson(@Kr38tivemyndz), thank you for following me — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Mar 19, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Tasha Lindt(@TashaLindt), thank you for following me — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Mar 18, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks." - Brendan Behan — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Mar 17, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Comedy Hypnotist The Incredible Boris performs at Boca Black Box Center for the Arts on April 13, 2023 https://t.co/iGhukJYFsy — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Mar 16, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I can speak Esperanto like a native." - Spike Milligan — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Mar 16, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business." - Dave Barry — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Mar 15, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Cheryl Knowlton, CSP(@cherylknowlton), thank you for following me — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Mar 14, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers - six if one went to Harvard." - Edgar Fiedler — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Mar 14, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs." - Charles de Gaulle — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Mar 13, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water." - Eleanor Roosevelt — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Mar 12, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Amna Fatima(@AmnaFat48518985), thank you for following me — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Mar 11, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Multivers de Chily(@MultiversDchily), thank you for following me — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Mar 10, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full." - Henry Kissinger — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Mar 10, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day." - Robert Frost — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Mar 9, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Zavaladd3837(@Zavalad14574327), thank you for following me — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Mar 9, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I write to discover what I think. After all, the bars aren't open that early." - Daniel J. Boorstin — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Mar 8, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I don't try to describe the future. I try to prevent it." - Ray Bradbury — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Mar 7, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Thrilled to have been named #globalgurustop30 #motivationalspeaker #speaker #entertainment #hypnotist #2023 #inspirational #amazing #incredible https://t.co/mYoPQk8FEc — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Mar 6, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one." - E. B. White — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Mar 6, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Anastasia Synn(@SiaSynn), thank you for following me — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Mar 5, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race." - Don Marquis — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Mar 5, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket." - Kin Hubbard — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Mar 4, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hypnotist The Incredible Boris appears at Boca Black Box Center for the Arts Thursday April 13. Tickets - https://t.co/0NpwNfvlQX https://t.co/JhZYHxVMOT https://t.co/4NucLEJLEz — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Mar 3, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't." - Steve Martin — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Mar 3, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey kwigalakevin(@kwigalakevin), thank you for following me — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Mar 3, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life." - Christopher Morley — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Mar 2, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Make crime pay. Become a lawyer." - Will Rogers — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Mar 1, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "It's time for the human race to enter the solar system." - Dan Quayle — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Feb 28, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Never get a mime talking. He won't stop." - Marcel Marceau — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Feb 27, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Weather forecast for tonight: dark." - George Carlin — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Feb 26, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "If two wrongs don't make a right, try three." - Laurence J. Peter — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Feb 25, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them." - Phyllis Diller — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Feb 24, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out." - George Jean Nathan — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Feb 22, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "One-fifth of the people are against everything all the time." - Robert Kennedy — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Feb 19, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese." - Luis Bunuel — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Feb 18, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy." - J. D. Salinger — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Feb 17, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again." - Clint Eastwood — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Feb 16, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it." - Alfred Hitchcock — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Feb 15, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Happy Valentine’s Day to all the birdies in my life 💕 https://t.co/KiQsLN862C https://t.co/o3GSV3RILm — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Feb 14, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?" - Lily Tomlin — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Feb 14, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris