Funny Quote of the Day: "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia." - Charles M. Schulz — *Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Dec 31, 2021 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Strange to see how a good dinner and feasting reconciles everybody." - Samuel Pepys — *Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Dec 30, 2021 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Pets, like their owners, tend to expand a little over the Christmas period." - Frances Wright — *Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Dec 29, 2021 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log." - Ellen DeGeneres — *Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Dec 28, 2021 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage." - Erma Bombeck — *Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Dec 27, 2021 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Abdoulie Jaiteh(@AbdoulieJaite12), thank you for following me — *Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Dec 26, 2021 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Please to put a nickel, please to put a dime. How petitions trickle in at Christmas time!" - Phyllis McGinley — *Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Dec 26, 2021 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise." - Jerome K. Jerome — *Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Dec 25, 2021 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year." - Victor Borge — *Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Dec 24, 2021 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food." - W. C. Fields — *Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Dec 23, 2021 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well." - Alfred Adler — *Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Dec 22, 2021 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age." - Robert Frost — *Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Dec 21, 2021 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights." - J. Paul Getty — *Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Dec 20, 2021 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time." - Vince Lombardi — *Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Dec 18, 2021 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas." - Johnny Carson — *Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Dec 17, 2021 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "The internet is a great way to get on the net." - Bob Dole — *Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Dec 16, 2021 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "A year from now, you're gonna weigh more or less than what you do right now." - Phil McGraw — *Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Dec 15, 2021 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I see nothing in space as promising as the view from a Ferris wheel." - E. B. White — *Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Dec 14, 2021 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." - Ernest Hemingway — *Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Dec 13, 2021 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Trey Peterson(@treyptrsn), thank you for following me — *Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Dec 13, 2021 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Nick Lugo(@NickLugooo), thank you for following me — *Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Dec 12, 2021 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you." - F. Scott Fitzgerald — *Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Dec 12, 2021 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale." - Arthur C. Clarke — *Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Dec 11, 2021 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up." - Christopher Morley — *Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Dec 9, 2021 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight." - John F. Kennedy — *Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Dec 5, 2021 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

#YYZoo travel takes a lot more patience these days #aircanada #happyholidays #torontostar #torontosun #toronto #cp24 — *Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Dec 4, 2021 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage." - H. L. Mencken — *Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Dec 4, 2021 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I am a deeply superficial person." - Andy Warhol — *Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Dec 3, 2021 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler." - Calvin Trillin — *Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Dec 1, 2021 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris