Funny Quote of the Day: "I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house." - Zsa Zsa Gabor — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Nov 30, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey dave weasel(@DaveWeasel), thank you for following me — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Nov 29, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore." - Yogi Berra — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Nov 29, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie." - Jim Davis — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Nov 28, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day." - Irv Kupcinet — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Nov 27, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Neetu K(@NeetiK11), thank you for following me — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Nov 26, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

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Funny Quote of the Day: "If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster." - Clint Eastwood — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Nov 26, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey The man(@Theman120555582), thank you for following me — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Nov 25, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Elizabeth McCormick, Motivational Speaker(@pilotspeaker), thank you for following me — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Nov 25, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer." - Joan Collins — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Nov 25, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants." - Kevin James — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Nov 24, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey PardonMyHashTag #pmht(@PARDONMYHASHTAG), thank you for following me — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Nov 23, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Progress is man's ability to complicate simplicity." - Thor Heyerdahl — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Nov 23, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you." - Dick Cavett — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Nov 22, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure." - Earl Wilson — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Nov 21, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Never fight an inanimate object." - P. J. O'Rourke — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Nov 20, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey NRGKO(@NRGKO1), thank you for following me — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Nov 19, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." - Rita Rudner — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Nov 19, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "There are a handful of people whom money won't spoil, and we all count ourselves among them." - Mignon McLaughlin — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Nov 18, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading." - Logan Pearsall Smith — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Nov 17, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight." - Phyllis Diller — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Nov 16, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job." - Franklin P. Jones — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Nov 15, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Too much of a good thing can be taxing." - Mae West — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Nov 14, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Dotun Shun(@DotunShun), thank you for following me — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Nov 13, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it." - Bob Hope — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Nov 13, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

RIP Budd Friedman. I loved working the Improv clubs and knowing you. You were one of a kind. Deepest condolences to family and comedians https://t.co/2jD7IAdc1A — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Nov 13, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them." - Sylvia Plath — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Nov 12, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

The leafs changed colours #fall #fallcolors #backyard https://t.co/7VIq90GLX7 https://t.co/1B0kJj540l — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Nov 11, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Thanks to those who preserve peace #VeteransDay #RemembranceDay #thankyou #heroes #Veterans — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Nov 11, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "The trouble with super heroes is what to do between phone booths." - Ken Kesey — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Nov 11, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing." - Wernher von Braun — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Nov 10, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey ⚜️Melissa 👩🏻‍💻🏒⚾️📖🧶⚜️(@meljhawk), thank you for following me — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Nov 9, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret." - Henny Youngman — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Nov 9, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter." - Winston Churchill — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Nov 8, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Under every stone lurks a politician." - Aristophanes — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Nov 6, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They." - Rudyard Kipling — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Nov 5, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "If you want to kill any idea in the world, get a committee working on it." - Charles Kettering — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Nov 4, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Delayed, but made it… the world looks like a little mouse https://t.co/wgvDe3Wa8F https://t.co/9LFK002Q33 — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Nov 3, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Neloho(@HouseNevin), thank you for following me — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Nov 3, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Truth is a tendency." - R. Buckminster Fuller — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Nov 2, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey NSA North Texas(@NSANorthTexas), thank you for following me — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Nov 1, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I'd like to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair." - Bette Davis — Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Nov 1, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris