Funny Quote of the Day: "I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me." - Emo Philips — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) August 31, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Lennon River 🧢( @LennonRiver ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) August 31, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul." - George Bernard Shaw — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) August 29, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Grumpy Old Grandpa( @lazymanltd ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) August 27, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "A hospital is no place to be sick." - Samuel Goldwyn — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) August 27, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "He was a bold man that first ate an oyster." - Jonathan Swift — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) August 26, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Complaint Box( @UrServiceBlows ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) August 25, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height." - Casey Stengel — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) August 25, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

At the #driveinmovie #montreal #royalmount #teenagain — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) August 25, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name." - Paula Poundstone — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) August 24, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

#driveinmovie #driveinmtl #montreal #popcorn 🍿 https://t.co/3YvIROVK2U pic.twitter.com/myDWDY6mnh — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) August 23, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing." - Bernard Baruch — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) August 22, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

https://t.co/rPkqjc4A4b pic.twitter.com/Sfw1vssZGs — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) August 21, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I divide all readers into two classes: those who read to remember and those who read to forget." - William Lyon Phelps — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) August 21, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Mohammad Elsanour( @MohammadSanour ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) August 20, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Silvia Flores( @SilviaFloresS ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) August 20, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool." - Jane Wagner — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) August 20, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it." - Flannery O'Connor — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) August 19, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Lets go blue jays https://t.co/YSrZaOMXyd pic.twitter.com/ddF498u3lZ — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) August 18, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

📷 Hypnotist The Incredible BORIS turned 10 today! https://t.co/gJtptoOEHI — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) August 17, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be." - Nora Ephron — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) August 17, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Who included me among the ranks of the human race?" - Joseph Brodsky — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) August 16, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Socialist News( @NewsSocialist ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) August 15, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming." - Wernher von Braun — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) August 15, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Note to self: When presenting virtually...address the fly that wants to be in the presentation too, instead of just waving - as some may think you have a question — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) August 13, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once." - John Archibald Wheeler — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) August 13, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love." - Albert Einstein — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) August 11, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Veterans Transition Network( @VTNCanada ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) August 10, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men." - Joseph Conrad — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) August 10, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner." - Tallulah Bankhead — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) August 9, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate." - Dave Barry — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) August 8, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking." - Jerry Seinfeld — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) August 7, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Always make the audience suffer as much as possible." - Alfred Hitchcock — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) August 5, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey 🇨 🇭 🇷 🇮 🇸 🇭 🇦 🇦 🇸( @ChrisHaas ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) August 4, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of." - Ogden Nash — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) August 4, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Performing in Fairbanks, Alaska a few years back — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) August 3, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either." - Jack Benny — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) August 2, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well." - Robert Benchley — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) August 1, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris