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Funny Quote of the Day: "Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break." - Earl Wilson

Funny Quote of the Day: "Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break." - Earl Wilson — Boris Cherniak official (@incredibleboris) Jun 30, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey James Timothy White(@officialjtw), thank you for following me

Hey James Timothy White(@officialjtw), thank you for following me — Boris Cherniak official (@incredibleboris) Jun 30, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey VegasLifeToday(@vegaslifetoday), thank you for following me

Hey VegasLifeToday(@vegaslifetoday), thank you for following me — Boris Cherniak official (@incredibleboris) Jun 29, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research." - Wilson Mizner

Funny Quote of the Day: "If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research." - Wilson Mizner — Boris Cherniak official (@incredibleboris) Jun 29, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum." - P. G. Wodehouse

Funny Quote of the Day: "Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum." - P. G. Wodehouse — Boris Cherniak official (@incredibleboris) Jun 28, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I'm a holy man minus the holiness." - E. M. Forster

Funny Quote of the Day: "I'm a holy man minus the holiness." - E. M. Forster — Boris Cherniak official (@incredibleboris) Jun 27, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey ThinkHatch(@ThinkHatchCA), thank you for following me

Hey ThinkHatch(@ThinkHatchCA), thank you for following me — Boris Cherniak official (@incredibleboris) Jun 26, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Cure for an obsession: get another one." - Mason Cooley

Funny Quote of the Day: "Cure for an obsession: get another one." - Mason Cooley — Boris Cherniak official (@incredibleboris) Jun 26, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Sinan Puri(@sinanpuri), thank you for following me

Hey Sinan Puri(@sinanpuri), thank you for following me — Boris Cherniak official (@incredibleboris) Jun 25, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "A crown is merely a hat that lets the rain in." - Frederick the Great

Funny Quote of the Day: "A crown is merely a hat that lets the rain in." - Frederick the Great — Boris Cherniak official (@incredibleboris) Jun 25, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Always live in the ugliest house on the street - then you don't have to look at it." - David Hockney

Funny Quote of the Day: "Always live in the ugliest house on the street - then you don't have to look at it." - David Hockney — Boris Cherniak official (@incredibleboris) Jun 24, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself." - Voltaire

Funny Quote of the Day: "The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself." - Voltaire — Boris Cherniak official (@incredibleboris) Jun 23, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "If you don't think every day is a good day, just try missing one." - Cavett Robert

Funny Quote of the Day: "If you don't think every day is a good day, just try missing one." - Cavett Robert — Boris Cherniak official (@incredibleboris) Jun 22, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Richard Jones Magic(@richjonesmagic), thank you for following me

Hey Richard Jones Magic(@richjonesmagic), thank you for following me — Boris Cherniak official (@incredibleboris) Jun 22, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius." - Minna Antrim

Funny Quote of the Day: "To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius." - Minna Antrim — Boris Cherniak official (@incredibleboris) Jun 21, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known." - Walt Disney

Funny Quote of the Day: "I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known." - Walt Disney — Boris Cherniak official (@incredibleboris) Jun 20, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn't teach me everything he knows." - Al Unser

Funny Quote of the Day: "Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn't teach me everything he knows." - Al Unser — Boris Cherniak official (@incredibleboris) Jun 19, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me." - Howard Nemerov

Funny Quote of the Day: "The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me." - Howard Nemerov — Boris Cherniak official (@incredibleboris) Jun 18, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving." - Erma Bombeck

Funny Quote of the Day: "Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving." - Erma Bombeck — Boris Cherniak official (@incredibleboris) Jun 17, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does." - Christopher Morley

Funny Quote of the Day: "No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does." - Christopher Morley — Boris Cherniak official (@incredibleboris) Jun 16, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half." - Gracie Allen

Funny Quote of the Day: "When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half." - Gracie Allen — Boris Cherniak official (@incredibleboris) Jun 15, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Sound check complete…. Almost #showtime for a gala performance #hypnotist #comedian #funny #interactive #show https://t.co/OHAAGhXjnR https://t.co/tbTqI53wQY

Sound check complete…. Almost #showtime for a gala performance #hypnotist #comedian #funny #interactive #show https://t.co/OHAAGhXjnR https://t.co/tbTqI53wQY — Boris Cherniak official (@incredibleboris) Jun 13, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Sharvesh Hwal(@futurside_com), thank you for following me

Hey Sharvesh Hwal(@futurside_com), thank you for following me — Boris Cherniak official (@incredibleboris) Jun 13, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing." - Joey Adams

Funny Quote of the Day: "A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing." - Joey Adams — Boris Cherniak official (@incredibleboris) Jun 13, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Thanks @yourCOCA for an amazing #2022StudentLifeSummit Look forward to performing on college & university campuses in the fall 👀🌀 #hypnotist #orientation #fun #show #inspirational #interactive #funny

Thanks @yourCOCA for an amazing #2022StudentLifeSummit Look forward to performing on college & university campuses in the fall 👀🌀 #hypnotist #orientation #fun #show #inspirational #interactive #funny — Boris Cherniak official (@incredibleboris) Jun 12, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime." - Red Skelton

Funny Quote of the Day: "Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime." - Red Skelton — Boris Cherniak official (@incredibleboris) Jun 12, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

You are getting #hypnotized https://t.co/3OWIbBg4Tu #hypnotist #comedian #hypnosis #funny #mocaw #birds #lookintomyeyes

You are getting #hypnotized https://t.co/3OWIbBg4Tu #hypnotist #comedian #hypnosis #funny #mocaw #birds #lookintomyeyes — Boris Cherniak official (@incredibleboris) Jun 11, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them." - Mitch Hedberg

Funny Quote of the Day: "My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them." - Mitch Hedberg — Boris Cherniak official (@incredibleboris) Jun 11, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free." - Bill Hicks

Funny Quote of the Day: "We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free." - Bill Hicks — Boris Cherniak official (@incredibleboris) Jun 10, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help." - Unknown

Funny Quote of the Day: "Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help." - Unknown — Boris Cherniak official (@incredibleboris) Jun 9, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Pinball Foundation(@PinballFdn), thank you for following me

Hey Pinball Foundation(@PinballFdn), thank you for following me — Boris Cherniak official (@incredibleboris) Jun 8, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

In #Ottawa for the #2022StudentLifeSummit showcase tonight #hypnotist Let the fun begin! https://t.co/fkBQEXuSgA

In #Ottawa for the #2022StudentLifeSummit showcase tonight #hypnotist Let the fun begin! https://t.co/fkBQEXuSgA — Boris Cherniak official (@incredibleboris) Jun 8, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it." - Charles Dudley Warner

Funny Quote of the Day: "Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it." - Charles Dudley Warner — Boris Cherniak official (@incredibleboris) Jun 8, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'." - Richard Armour

Funny Quote of the Day: "That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'." - Richard Armour — Boris Cherniak official (@incredibleboris) Jun 7, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday." - Noel Coward

Funny Quote of the Day: "If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday." - Noel Coward — Boris Cherniak official (@incredibleboris) Jun 6, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts." - E. B. White

Funny Quote of the Day: "Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts." - E. B. White — Boris Cherniak official (@incredibleboris) Jun 5, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Nobody understands anyone 18, including those who are 18." - Jim Bishop

Funny Quote of the Day: "Nobody understands anyone 18, including those who are 18." - Jim Bishop — Boris Cherniak official (@incredibleboris) Jun 4, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

I post on sunny days #HappyFriday

I post on sunny days #HappyFriday — Boris Cherniak official (@incredibleboris) Jun 3, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I never knew whether to pity or congratulate a man on coming to his senses." - William Makepeace Thackeray

Funny Quote of the Day: "I never knew whether to pity or congratulate a man on coming to his senses." - William Makepeace Thackeray — Boris Cherniak official (@incredibleboris) Jun 3, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris