Funny Quote of the Day: "I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch." - Gilda Radner — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) October 31, 2018 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?" - James Thurber — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) October 30, 2018 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "All men are equal before fish." - Herbert Hoover — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) October 29, 2018 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I don't necessarily agree with everything I say." - Marshall McLuhan — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) October 28, 2018 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I have an unfortunate personality." - Orson Welles — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) October 27, 2018 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

#aircanada has the worst loyalty program #aeroplan - Segments disallowed AGAIN! Will take my travel dollars elsewhere #middlefingeremoji — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) October 26, 2018 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed." - A. J. Liebling — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) October 26, 2018 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives." - Samuel Johnson — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) October 25, 2018 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

https://t.co/hu0Id0H40c — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) October 25, 2018 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done." - Peter Drucker — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) October 23, 2018 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city." - George Burns — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) October 22, 2018 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain." - Lily Tomlin — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) October 20, 2018 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it." - Garry Shandling — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) October 18, 2018 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Corporate show tonight in #winnipeg — traveling to Winnipeg, Manitoba from Toronto Pearson International Airport https://t.co/qrhYLZ3oNn — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) October 17, 2018 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Corporate show tonight in #winnipeg — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) October 17, 2018 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice." - Saul Bellow — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) October 17, 2018 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Exciting over fair: Behind the scenes with Gord Downie’s doctor on the Tragically Hip’s last tour https://t.co/TG1ob5eaJj — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) October 17, 2018 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Incredible Motivational Hypnotist Boris Cherniak https://t.co/wCMw2dGmvu — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) October 16, 2018 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

https://t.co/vR41WCyn0K — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) October 16, 2018 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired." - Jules Renard — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) October 15, 2018 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Home — at Toronto Pearson International Airport https://t.co/eGuOUHh354 — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) October 14, 2018 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Home — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) October 14, 2018 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Heading home... just a little flight delay — traveling to Toronto, Ontario from Houston-Intercontinental Airport https://t.co/wzTPev0kMe — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) October 14, 2018 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Heading home... just a little flight delay — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) October 14, 2018 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her." - Rodney Dangerfield — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) October 14, 2018 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

https://t.co/E4b5vQktfL — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) October 13, 2018 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "A camel makes an elephant feel like a jet plane." - Jackie Kennedy — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) October 13, 2018 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Landed in Houston https://t.co/vx6E6Lyyjr pic.twitter.com/Hbnl47BL6l — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) October 12, 2018 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Performing tonight in Houston at #apcababy and will get to see old friends. This visit will be way too short 🌀 — traveling to Houston Intercontinental Airport from Toronto Pearson International Airport https://t.co/RS4txiI62y — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) October 12, 2018 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Performing tonight in Houston at #apcababy and will get to see old friends. This visit will be way too short 🌀 — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) October 12, 2018 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "People will buy anything that is 'one to a customer.'" - Sinclair Lewis — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) October 12, 2018 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

https://t.co/km2Tzh1zM9 — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) October 11, 2018 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Watched A Star is Born... great movie! #LadyGaga was fantastic. #BradleyCooper made a Rocky... that will definitely win an #oscar or two — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) October 11, 2018 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own." - Les Dawson — -Incredible BORIS- (@incredibleboris) October 10, 2018 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris