Funny Quote of the Day: "Strange to see how a good dinner and feasting reconciles everybody." - Samuel Pepys — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 31, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Pets, like their owners, tend to expand a little over the Christmas period." - Frances Wright — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 29, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log." - Ellen DeGeneres — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 28, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Please to put a nickel, please to put a dime. How petitions trickle in at Christmas time!" - Phyllis McGinley — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 26, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise." - Jerome K. Jerome — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 25, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Happy Holidays! Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah! Happy New Year! May we hug in person soon 🤗🌀👀 https://t.co/N5KfT4D7OA pic.twitter.com/YulNoJ9CyH — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 24, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year." - Victor Borge — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 24, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food." - W. C. Fields — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 23, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well." - Alfred Adler — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 22, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Dark Comedy( @DarkComedy ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 21, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age." - Robert Frost — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 21, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey socialmeet( @socialmeetclub ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 20, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights." - J. Paul Getty — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 20, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time." - Vince Lombardi — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 18, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Join me in getting Comedy Recognized As An Art Form by Canadian Government https://t.co/waqqsSiNxq — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 17, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas." - Johnny Carson — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 17, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Grumpy Old Grandpa( @lazymanltd ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 16, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "The internet is a great way to get on the net." - Bob Dole — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 16, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Maxwell Ivey( @maxwellivey ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 16, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "A year from now, you're gonna weigh more or less than what you do right now." - Phil McGraw — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 15, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey UK Hypnosis Academy( @ukhypnoacad ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 14, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Wasabi Publicity( @drewgerberpr ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 14, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I see nothing in space as promising as the view from a Ferris wheel." - E. B. White — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 14, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." - Ernest Hemingway — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 13, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey @blakeshelton Heard you are looking for performers for the wedding. I can distract guests from remembering @adamlevine ‘s performance... howbout it? https://t.co/9fb04r5y0i 🌀👀🎤 — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 12, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you." - F. Scott Fitzgerald — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 12, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

With The Iron Sheik @magenboys #magenboys20 @jimagen @pagemagen 🌀👀 https://t.co/FUNU5NEMRJ pic.twitter.com/PfiiPIgMt1 — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 11, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale." - Arthur C. Clarke — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 11, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

I’ll be #home for #Christmas — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 10, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Aviv Shalit( @AvivShalit ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 10, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up." - Christopher Morley — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 9, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

RIP Sam Kinnison and John Lennon 🎤 — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 8, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Dark Comedy( @DarkComedy ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 6, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight." - John F. Kennedy — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 5, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Ingrid Hayes( @IngridH34851762 ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 4, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage." - H. L. Mencken — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 4, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Does your stomach grumble while you are asleep? Sorta like when a tree falls in the forest... #methinks — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 3, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I am a deeply superficial person." - Andy Warhol — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 3, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

I am dreaming of a covid-free Christmas #AddAWordRuinAChristmasSong — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 30, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

The little drummer boy distanced #AddAWordRuinAChristmasSong — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 30, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Last Christmas I have you my STI #AddAWordRuinAChristmasSong — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 30, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Wonderful lockdown Christmastime #AddAWordRuinAChristmasSong — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 30, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Feliz novel coronavirus #AddAWordRuinAChristmasSong — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 30, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Silent flight #AddAWordRuinAChristmasSong — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 30, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Joe to the world #AddAWordRuinAChristmasSong — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 30, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Santa Claus is coming to Zoom #AddAWordRuinAChristmasSong — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 30, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house." - Zsa Zsa Gabor — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 30, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore." - Yogi Berra — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 29, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie." - Jim Davis — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 28, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day." - Irv Kupcinet — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 27, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

I am thankful for you in my life... Happy Thanksgiving! 💕🤗 — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 26, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants." - Kevin James — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 26, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster." - Clint Eastwood — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 25, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer." - Joan Collins — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 24, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

https://t.co/Qw1ughDega pic.twitter.com/TyHC3yV9C6 — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 23, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Progress is man's ability to complicate simplicity." - Thor Heyerdahl — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 23, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey TTswizz00hypno( @tswizz00hypno ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 22, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you." - Dick Cavett — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 22, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure." - Earl Wilson — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 21, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Drip Drop Print Shop( @DDPrintShop ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 20, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Never fight an inanimate object." - P. J. O'Rourke — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 20, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." - Rita Rudner — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 19, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "There are a handful of people whom money won't spoil, and we all count ourselves among them." - Mignon McLaughlin — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 18, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading." - Logan Pearsall Smith — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 17, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Herbert R. Sim( @HerbertRSim ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 15, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job." - Franklin P. Jones — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 15, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Too much of a good thing can be taxing." - Mae West — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 14, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it." - Bob Hope — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 13, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them." - Sylvia Plath — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 12, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "The trouble with super heroes is what to do between phone booths." - Ken Kesey — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 11, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret." - Henny Youngman — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 9, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Under every stone lurks a politician." - Aristophanes — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 6, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They." - Rudyard Kipling — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 5, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "If you want to kill any idea in the world, get a committee working on it." - Charles Kettering — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 4, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Truth is a tendency." - R. Buckminster Fuller — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 2, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Ajenifuja olatomiwa( @TomiwaAjenifuja ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 1, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair." - Bette Davis — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 1, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch." - Gilda Radner — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) October 31, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?" - James Thurber — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) October 30, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey NRGKO( @NRGKO1 ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) October 29, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "All men are equal before fish." - Herbert Hoover — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) October 29, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Gave blood. Not my first time, but who can resist a #sticker #giveblood #judy 🌀 https://t.co/A0CON2AuFj pic.twitter.com/5kID9ir790 — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) October 28, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I don't necessarily agree with everything I say." - Marshall McLuhan — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) October 28, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Grumpy Old Grandpa( @lazymanltd ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) October 27, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey lil teccas brother( @bimmerboy46 ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) October 27, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I have an unfortunate personality." - Orson Welles — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) October 27, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey gentle,rain( @tiffPoetry ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) October 27, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives." - Samuel Johnson — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) October 25, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Adenipebi Olanrewaju( @AdenipebiO ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) October 24, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done." - Peter Drucker — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) October 23, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

#fall2020 https://t.co/WoxLzyFTGB pic.twitter.com/4oTbMqQSOr — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) October 22, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city." - George Burns — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) October 22, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain." - Lily Tomlin — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) October 20, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey janet trudeau( @janet_trudeau ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) October 18, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it." - Garry Shandling — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) October 18, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice." - Saul Bellow — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) October 17, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Wasabi Publicity( @drewgerberpr ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) October 15, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired." - Jules Renard — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) October 15, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her." - Rodney Dangerfield — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) October 14, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Put on a few extra pounds? https://t.co/1NtgSjXOCQ #hypnosis #weightloss also available as #mp3 download #AmazonPrimeDay #AmazonPrime #AmazonSmile — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) October 13, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "A camel makes an elephant feel like a jet plane." - Jackie Kennedy — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) October 13, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey 〽anuel Nogueira Lobato👽🛸⚡( @Noguecatoira ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) October 12, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "People will buy anything that is 'one to a customer.'" - Sinclair Lewis — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) October 12, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Just watched a conversation between @JuddApatow and @KevinHart4real at @JFLComedyPro @justforlaughs very inspirational. Thanks 🤗💕🎤🌀 — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) October 10, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own." - Les Dawson — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) October 10, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

I take so many more screenshots now that I have #backtap activated — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) October 9, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honored by posterity because he was the last to discover America." - James Joyce — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) October 9, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed." - Sean O'Casey — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) October 8, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

BREAKING NEWS: Radio controlled fly interrupts the #Debates2020 and grabs media headlines — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) October 8, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris