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Funny Quote of the Day: "Age is not important unless you're a cheese." - Helen Hayes

Funny Quote of the Day: "Age is not important unless you're a cheese." - Helen Hayes — Hypnotist Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 30, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey bioandbrain health(@BioandbrainH), thank you for following me

Hey bioandbrain health(@BioandbrainH), thank you for following me — Hypnotist Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 29, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Amy Page(@Caligrl2487), thank you for following me

Hey Amy Page(@Caligrl2487), thank you for following me — Hypnotist Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 29, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "They didn't want it good, they wanted it Wednesday." - Robert A. Heinlein

Funny Quote of the Day: "They didn't want it good, they wanted it Wednesday." - Robert A. Heinlein — Hypnotist Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 28, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey James Timothy White(@officialjtw), thank you for following me

Hey James Timothy White(@officialjtw), thank you for following me — Hypnotist Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 27, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together." - Josh Billings

Funny Quote of the Day: "There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together." - Josh Billings — Hypnotist Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 27, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey RXGlobal(@RXGlobal_), thank you for following me

Hey RXGlobal(@RXGlobal_), thank you for following me — Hypnotist Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 26, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Every dogma has its day." - Anthony Burgess

Funny Quote of the Day: "Every dogma has its day." - Anthony Burgess — Hypnotist Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 26, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Instant gratification takes too long." - Carrie Fisher

Funny Quote of the Day: "Instant gratification takes too long." - Carrie Fisher — Hypnotist Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 25, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Communism is like one big phone company." - Lenny Bruce

Funny Quote of the Day: "Communism is like one big phone company." - Lenny Bruce — Hypnotist Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 24, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." - Groucho Marx

Funny Quote of the Day: "I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." - Groucho Marx — Hypnotist Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 23, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success." - Samuel Goldwyn

Funny Quote of the Day: "Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success." - Samuel Goldwyn — Hypnotist Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 22, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "In politics stupidity is not a handicap." - Napoleon Bonaparte

Funny Quote of the Day: "In politics stupidity is not a handicap." - Napoleon Bonaparte — Hypnotist Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 21, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Sara Benincasa(@SaraJBenincasa), thank you for following me

Hey Sara Benincasa(@SaraJBenincasa), thank you for following me — Hypnotist Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 20, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey mark boa(@markboa13), thank you for following me

Hey mark boa(@markboa13), thank you for following me — Hypnotist Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 19, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news." - A. J. Liebling

Funny Quote of the Day: "People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news." - A. J. Liebling — Hypnotist Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 19, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "You don't pay taxes - they take taxes." - Chris Rock

Funny Quote of the Day: "You don't pay taxes - they take taxes." - Chris Rock — Hypnotist Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 18, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper." - Amy Sedaris

Funny Quote of the Day: "My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper." - Amy Sedaris — Hypnotist Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 17, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Paula Evaskavich(@PaulaEvask), thank you for following me

Hey Paula Evaskavich(@PaulaEvask), thank you for following me — Hypnotist Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 15, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons." - Douglas Adams

Funny Quote of the Day: "I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons." - Douglas Adams — Hypnotist Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 15, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others." - Diogenes

Funny Quote of the Day: "What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others." - Diogenes — Hypnotist Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 14, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Harry Goaz(@HarryGoaz), thank you for following me

Hey Harry Goaz(@HarryGoaz), thank you for following me — Hypnotist Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 14, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job." - Simone de Beauvoir

Funny Quote of the Day: "To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job." - Simone de Beauvoir — Hypnotist Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 13, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Wishing David Letterman a very Happy 75th Birthday 🎉🎂🌀 https://t.co/AYN3KGb5yj

Wishing David Letterman a very Happy 75th Birthday 🎉🎂🌀 https://t.co/AYN3KGb5yj — Hypnotist Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 12, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "French is the language that turns dirt into romance." - Stephen King

Funny Quote of the Day: "French is the language that turns dirt into romance." - Stephen King — Hypnotist Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 12, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass." - David Lee Roth

Funny Quote of the Day: "I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass." - David Lee Roth — Hypnotist Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 11, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey #TeamModerna💉#ÉquipeModerna 🇺🇦❤☮(@ComedyMontreal), thank you for following me

Hey #TeamModerna💉#ÉquipeModerna 🇺🇦❤☮(@ComedyMontreal), thank you for following me — Hypnotist Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 10, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

When traveling at speed of light, should one keep eyes open or closed? #Askingforafriend @elonmusk

When traveling at speed of light, should one keep eyes open or closed? #Askingforafriend @elonmusk — Hypnotist Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 9, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them?" - Leo Durocher

Funny Quote of the Day: "I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them?" - Leo Durocher — Hypnotist Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 9, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Reyzan Shali, MD(@ReyzanShali), thank you for following me

Hey Reyzan Shali, MD(@ReyzanShali), thank you for following me — Hypnotist Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 6, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey James Timothy White(@officialjtw), thank you for following me

Hey James Timothy White(@officialjtw), thank you for following me — Hypnotist Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 6, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it." - Steven Wright

Funny Quote of the Day: "I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it." - Steven Wright — Hypnotist Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 6, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

My book YOU CAN DO ANYTHING is now on #AUDIBLE, narrated by yours truly - https://t.co/UC7LYrEq4D #YCDA #hypnotist #speaker #comedian #inspiration #Listentononspeakers #BookLover #BookRecommendations #listen #narratedbyauthor

My book YOU CAN DO ANYTHING is now on #AUDIBLE, narrated by yours truly - https://t.co/UC7LYrEq4D #YCDA #hypnotist #speaker #comedian #inspiration #Listentononspeakers #BookLover #BookRecommendations #listen #narratedbyauthor — Hypnotist Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 4, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "A word to the wise is infuriating." - Hunter S. Thompson

Funny Quote of the Day: "A word to the wise is infuriating." - Hunter S. Thompson — Hypnotist Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 4, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Falcon Grove(@falcongrovepro), thank you for following me

Hey Falcon Grove(@falcongrovepro), thank you for following me — Hypnotist Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 3, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey DRUNK LOGIC(@TheDrunkLogic), thank you for following me

Hey DRUNK LOGIC(@TheDrunkLogic), thank you for following me — Hypnotist Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 3, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again." - Noel Coward

Funny Quote of the Day: "I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again." - Noel Coward — Hypnotist Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 3, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "In heaven, all the interesting people are missing." - Friedrich Nietzsche

Funny Quote of the Day: "In heaven, all the interesting people are missing." - Friedrich Nietzsche — Hypnotist Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 2, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Slippery when wet #sign #fun #vacation #banana #sun #sunshine https://t.co/Q8IyXW9lCs

Slippery when wet #sign #fun #vacation #banana #sun #sunshine https://t.co/Q8IyXW9lCs — Hypnotist Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 1, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey inebri-art(@inebriart), thank you for following me

Hey inebri-art(@inebriart), thank you for following me — Hypnotist Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 1, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "When I was about ten years old, I gave my teacher an April Fool's sandwich, which had a dead goldfish in it." - Alan Alda

Funny Quote of the Day: "When I was about ten years old, I gave my teacher an April Fool's sandwich, which had a dead goldfish in it." - Alan Alda — Hypnotist Boris Cherniak (@incredibleboris) Apr 1, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris