Funny Quote of the Day: "Strange to see how a good dinner and feasting reconciles everybody." - Samuel Pepys — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 31, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

https://t.co/7XVprqH5HN pic.twitter.com/cviHWMhlml — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 29, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

#miami — at Newport Beachside Hotel and Resort https://t.co/h8HJ95tDrN — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 29, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Pets, like their owners, tend to expand a little over the Christmas period." - Frances Wright — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 29, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log." - Ellen DeGeneres — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 28, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey LOVETH( @LOVETHCOOPER ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 26, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Please to put a nickel, please to put a dime. How petitions trickle in at Christmas time!" - Phyllis McGinley — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 26, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Merry Christmas my dear friends... Naughty and Nice 🌀 — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 25, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

#aruba — feeling wonderful at Lacabana Beach Resort and Casino https://t.co/KkDvrbYtfu — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 25, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise." - Jerome K. Jerome — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 25, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year." - Victor Borge — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 24, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well." - Alfred Adler — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 22, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

traveling to Miami-Fort Lauderdale-West Palm Beach Metropolitan Statistical Area from Toronto Pearson International Airport https://t.co/Q7DnOwUIVR — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 21, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Happy Holidays!!! Heading to sunshine and white sandy beaches — feeling fantastic at Toronto Pearson International Airport https://t.co/sgyjCOURbe — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 21, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

at Priority Pass VIP Lounge https://t.co/GUuElo0iWe — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 21, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

https://t.co/1G8uThucWk — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 21, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

How Santa Survived the Soviet Era https://t.co/9KoKdKikM1 — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 21, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age." - Robert Frost — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 21, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights." - J. Paul Getty — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 20, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey fspirate( @f_sherrard ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 20, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey LOVETH( @LOVETHCOOPER ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 19, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Bad Business Reviews 🇺🇲( @BadBizreviews ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 18, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time." - Vince Lombardi — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 18, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

We will consider??? Advertise this class UP FRONT and its restrictions, so there are no surprises at the airport #pennypinching https://t.co/wDLpm12zXn — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 17, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

My friends who fly - avoid UNITED airlines - new ticket class requires to check CARRY ON LUGGAGE - allows only a handbag - #BAD BUSINESS - keep my $30 - won't get future bookings - PLS RT to let everyone know — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 17, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas." - Johnny Carson — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 17, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

https://t.co/L8OuehYKvl pic.twitter.com/8lRP1mHL8B — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 16, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

https://t.co/QDbHG2C7cY pic.twitter.com/DIMDOit4wT — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 16, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "The internet is a great way to get on the net." - Bob Dole — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 16, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

https://t.co/VEq0WkMIwy pic.twitter.com/1pdx4ijTOh — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 16, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Instagrammable meat https://t.co/rXLYzNp9h5 pic.twitter.com/j8VsxCgdfo — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 16, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Vegan appetizer https://t.co/k7LT5OgxSg pic.twitter.com/nnHxenGdzV — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 16, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

https://t.co/1f0Z7wgTdx pic.twitter.com/Y9xkFeLczp — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 16, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Short stay in Los Angeles #lax now off to #vegas https://t.co/CeXOF2IZ16 pic.twitter.com/JZxdHOufaG — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 15, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Heading to #vegasbaby — traveling to Las Vegas, Nevada from Los Angeles International Airport https://t.co/mWTln48Drj — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 15, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "A year from now, you're gonna weigh more or less than what you do right now." - Phil McGraw — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 15, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Spent the afternoon in Beverly Hills. Private show tonight close by https://t.co/MzhbpIE5dZ pic.twitter.com/SRscLFVy39 — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 15, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey https://t.co/FmadvM7v6p ( @AGreatDomain ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 14, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

drinking with friends at Hollywood Improv Comedy Club https://t.co/eFNRXsxQlc — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 14, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I see nothing in space as promising as the view from a Ferris wheel." - E. B. White — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 14, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Someone knew that I like spirals, smiles and laughter https://t.co/5m2QIe07wv pic.twitter.com/tZ2BXUd9Vu — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 14, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Number 13 has always been lucky for me... today is Dec 13... my lunch order number co-insides https://t.co/0TAmRgCeKZ pic.twitter.com/IRiszZjq4u — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 14, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Sunshine 🌞 https://t.co/9M6BS9IFn8 pic.twitter.com/gJQxame6VT — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 14, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

https://t.co/2DVZEHVHHP pic.twitter.com/znAjTCDePK — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 14, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

https://t.co/QNXHhBzGdc pic.twitter.com/4RGW976HU2 — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 14, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Lunch https://t.co/BTe2br7l9O pic.twitter.com/0de1Ip2byD — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 13, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Thanks for wonderful mesages that made me feel special ❤️ — at Hollywood Walk of Fame https://t.co/hRj1DKFsP8 — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 13, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

✈️🌴🌴🌴🎤🌀 — traveling to Los Angeles, California from Toronto Pearson International Airport https://t.co/UPDqHFhSGt — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 13, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey FromHiFiToWiFi( @FromHiFiToWiFi ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 13, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." - Ernest Hemingway — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 13, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

https://t.co/itZiqHvpbR — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 13, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Rich Hopkins( @RichHopkins ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 12, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you." - F. Scott Fitzgerald — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 12, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

comedian: #Unstoppable Me | Tanyalee Davis | TEDxUniversityofNicosia https://t.co/YoQ7JEZdqW — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 11, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale." - Arthur C. Clarke — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 11, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Exposing Epiq( @ExposingEpiq ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 9, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up." - Christopher Morley — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 9, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Simon Tremblay( @SimTremer17 ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 9, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Julie Dere( @021Mehra ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 7, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Jayda Whippley( @JaydaWhippleyds ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 7, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight." - John F. Kennedy — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 5, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Julie Dere( @021Mehra ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 4, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Mike Ward( @MikeWardca ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 4, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage." - H. L. Mencken — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 4, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I am a deeply superficial person." - Andy Warhol — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 3, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Proud to be part of a movement https://t.co/0td0hfPyvM — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 3, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

With apologies to my kosher and non-meat eating friends... key word - emulsify https://t.co/vzvYBGtdsX — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 2, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Comedy can’t be legislated!!! Political correctness for the easily offended taken too far. Ask every comedian who claims to have a girlfriend on stage. https://t.co/1m75pMs0oU — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 2, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey socialmeet( @socialmeetclub ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 2, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Evan Kanter( @KanterEvan ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) December 2, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house." - Zsa Zsa Gabor — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 30, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Rich Hopkins( @RichHopkins ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 29, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Tones and I: Dance Monkey (U.S. TV Debut) https://t.co/aLoFgW2t48 — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 29, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore." - Yogi Berra — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 29, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey BookingEventEntertainment( @BookingEventEnt ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 28, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Thanks Gary for making a difference and doing it through laughter https://t.co/Y87wbkn0c8 — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 28, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Wishing everyone a Happy Thanksgiving!!! — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 28, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day." - Irv Kupcinet — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 28, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Betty( @Betty11070593 ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 27, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you." - Dick Cavett — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 27, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Rich Hopkins( @RichHopkins ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 26, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure." - Earl Wilson — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 26, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

https://t.co/FSIYtxWBoP pic.twitter.com/SAghV2UKey — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 26, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Indecision may or may not be my problem." - Jimmy Buffett — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 25, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer." - Joan Collins — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 24, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Jayda Whippley( @JaydaWhippleyds ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 23, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Progress is man's ability to complicate simplicity." - Thor Heyerdahl — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 23, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Johnmary( @Johnmar93005417 ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 22, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie." - Jim Davis — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 22, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Comedy Flo( @comedyflo ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 22, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

My friend is in the news 🤩 https://t.co/Y6XRXxS75D — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 21, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Covering both coasts in the next little while. Will be in Los Angeles and Miami, but first a little travel in the snow country. — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 21, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants." - Kevin James — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 21, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Some dates still available for company holiday party entertainment https://t.co/ItcJiyBSH7 https://t.co/ItcJiyBSH7 — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 20, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Never fight an inanimate object." - P. J. O'Rourke — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 20, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." - Rita Rudner — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 19, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "There are a handful of people whom money won't spoil, and we all count ourselves among them." - Mignon McLaughlin — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 18, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Teresa McLaughlin( @TeresaMac2009 ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 17, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading." - Logan Pearsall Smith — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 17, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Jesse Ralph( @JesseRalph ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 16, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Bilal Vakani( @bilalv87 ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 16, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Philip R. Taylor( @philrtaylor ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 15, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

https://t.co/f0cK0cBYBn — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 15, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job." - Franklin P. Jones — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 15, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Hey Terry Dosier( @TerryDosier6 ), thank you for following me — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 15, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Too much of a good thing can be taxing." - Mae West — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 14, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it." - Bob Hope — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 13, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them." - Sylvia Plath — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 12, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris

Funny Quote of the Day: "The trouble with super heroes is what to do between phone booths." - Ken Kesey — - Boris Cherniak - (@incredibleboris) November 11, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/incredibleboris